Saturday, December 20, 2014

Season's Ranting: Who cares if it's Saturnalia or Christmas?



The court is still out on evolution. It has to be, if we're still petty enough to discuss what is the exact date Jesus was born on and if we should celebrate it on a day that coincides with what used to be a pagan holiday!

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

I broke up with her even though she was hot!


It started the same way most wrong relationships start: I saw her with another man. At first, I thought she was vulgar & demanding. Her perfume was all over the place. Then, I saw how she was with that man and I was smitten by her. I wanted her.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

A Jeopardy answer to the 'my life' question: what is an Atari game.


I woke up last Sunday and it just hit me: my life is like an Atari game - on every level, no pun intended. It struck me that those who created it had that exact simile in mind! (That's one for all the conspiracy theorists to dazzle about)

Thursday, August 15, 2013

I hate change



All my life I hated change. The minute I got a few coins in my hand, I’d relieve myself of them by buying anything. Ask anyone, no one likes change. Even the street wanderers will agree to that. I think the term “beggars can’t be choosers’ came from the fact that they didn’t want change.

Thursday, July 18, 2013

The hopeless & the dying

Along the road of life, in the alleyway of despair, beneath the street light of hope, through the fumes of cynicism, on the curb of faith... she lies there breathing heavily.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Grasshopper over Ant


While some of you single-minded folks thinks the title alludes to some compromised new position or a weird miniscule animal fetish

Friday, May 3, 2013

Choice or fate? The triple threat

It's one of those days when you wake up restless introspective, & as a result uncomfortable. Not sure if these moments should be cherished & savored for their spiritual cleansing/torment or avoided at all cost.