A mine, a pressure pot, & a hash-slinger.

It was one of those times where I was having a seriously bad hair day. I looked all around the mine for a mirror. Wait a minute, I’m in a mine?! How the heck did I get into a mine?

Spell check: Freedom or Freedumb?

“They’re both pronounced the same way and rightly so. The latter is still not considered a legitimate English word. This should be addressed momentarily as such a categorization is direly needed. Is the problem with the former or with the latter?” That is what Socratease, whose name is coincidentally pronounced the same as the famed Socrates’ rhetorically asks.

Terrorists Ltd. presents Expendables 2

I think I will get complaints from terrorists around the world for such a comparison. Yet, after they watch it they will thank me for giving them that much credit! This motion (I can’t bring myself to call it motion-picture) makes solitary confinement sound like a rewarding Tibetan spiritual experience.

Nine-eleven, how odd...

The fall semester was about to start. I was at the University student lounge finishing up the yearbook with a few friends. Then, something happened.

Why my government makes me smoking hot

Yes, my government has made me smoking hot, i.e. angry.