Season's Ranting: Who cares if it's Saturnalia or Christmas?

The court is still out on evolution. It has to be, if we're still petty enough to discuss what is the exact date Jesus was born on and if we should celebrate it on a day that coincides with what used to be a pagan holiday!

I broke up with her even though she was hot!

It started the same way most wrong relationships start: I saw her with another man. At first, I thought she was vulgar & demanding. Her perfume was all over the place. Then, I saw how she was with that man and I was smitten by her. I wanted her.